I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

  • Me to boy:Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
  • Little Boy:I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
  • Boy's Mom:Are you buying those for your little brother?"
  • Me:No, it's for me, for college.
  • Mom *looking at me weird*:But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
  • Me:Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Me:Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
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